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在车内嘿咻的注意事项。呵呵，纯属娱乐。大家表想歪了~~
如何在汽车里面嘿咻
自从进入20世纪，汽车就成为人们嘿咻的场所之一啦。下文就混双项目做一个简单的介绍。
首先，你需要：
一辆车以及一个到达法定年龄且不嫌弃你的拍档
第一步：清洁车辆
确保车内座椅和地板都比较清洁，因为残留的食物或不小心挤碎的物品都可能会大煞风景。
窍门：有人喜欢点几根蜡烛来烘托气氛，这个我们可不推荐。首先，这里存在火灾隐患。另外，中途停下来去点蜡烛破坏了自然的气氛。还有，车内太亮了不利于保密工作。
第二步：把车停稳
把车停在安全的，平稳的，合法的且与世隔绝的地方。关掉车灯。千万不要违规停车，否则警察会过来把你的计划搅得一团糟。
第三步：不要熄火
如果你想放点应景儿的音乐，注意不要熄火，否则很快电池就玩完了。
第四步：挑个好位子
决定是在副驾驶还是在后排座椅。司机的位置就不那么理想了——因为有个碍事的方向盘。后座空间倒是够大，但是不太灵活，一旦有个风吹草动容易使人受伤。
窍门：如果你的车座可以随意调节，就把副驾驶座椅调到水平吧！
第五步：坦诚相见
除去衣物（必要的），把它们放在空座上或脚边，最好是碰不着的地方。如果一人放一个地方，过会儿整理起来就会轻松多啦。
第六步：注意动作要领
男选手面朝上，女选手面朝下。
第七步：完成动作
第八步：回家
穿衣服，送拍档回家啦！
参考：有80%的美国人有过车内嘿咻的经历哦~~
另，视频讲解：http://www.howcast.com/videos/6630-How-To-Have-Sex-in-a-Car，
ps：原文如下：
How To Have Sex in a CarHow To Have Sex in a Car
Introduction: Since it arrived in the 20th century,the automobile has provided an alternative place for sexual congress.The following are simple instructions for heterosexual, two-person sexin a car.
You Will Need
A car
A consenting sexual partner of legal age
Step 1. Clean the car
Be sure that the seats andfloors of the vehicle are relatively clean. The mood can be dampened byrotting food and other debris being jostled during the act.
Tip: While some people burn candles to heighten theromance, it is not recommended. They’re a fire hazard—and stopping tolight them can kill the spontaneity. Also, interior light isn’t helpfulwhen privacy is a priority.
Step 2. Park safely
Park your vehicle in a safe,level, legal, and secluded area. Turn off the lights. The legality ofthe parking spot is especially important as an interruption by policecould derail your plans.
Step 3. Leave ignition on
If you want to play mood music, leave the ignition on, so as not to drain the battery.
Step 4. Pick a seat
Decide whether to have sexin the front passenger seat or in the rear (passenger seat). Thedriver’s seat isn’t ideal because of the steering wheel. The backseataffords the most room, but it’s less spontaneous, and one is morevulnerable if interrupted.
Tip: If your vehicle has fully adjustable seats, lower the front passenger seat to horizontal.
Step 5. Remove clothing
Remove the necessaryclothing and place it in an empty seat or footwell—preferably one youwon’t be using. If you and your partner each claim one area, findingand sorting clothing after sex will be easy.
Step 6. Assume your positions
Assume your positions. The man should sit reclining, while the female straddles him.
Tip: Exercise caution when climbing over the gearshift.
Step 7. Have sex
Have sex.
Step 8. Drive home
Get dressed and drive your date home.
infor: Eighty percent of American adults claim to have had sex in an automobile. |
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